The relevant facts

I love it when a case begins like this:

"The relevant facts are undisputed... All agree that Lake Tahoe is "uniquely beautiful," that president Clinton was right to call it a "national treasure that must be protected and preserved," and that Mark Twain aptly described the clarity of its waters as "not merely transparent, but dazzingly, brilliantly so."

I'm glad we all agree.
I also have to note that when you turn the page there is a full blown glossy color picture of Lake Tahoe (or so I assume because there is no caption). There has never been nor are there any other glossy pictures in my book. Though sometimes there are other random pictures, like a woman with her cat or, more recently, a full page portrait of Justice Holmes. Is this actually funny or have I just been reading casebooks for too long?

I wish I could say that it's things like this that get me through property. Unfortunately, it being finals, nothing gets me through anything anymore. MRwahhh.